What Car Is Perfect For Ohio?

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
10/14/2014 at 20:51 • Filed to: cars by state, ohio

Anything at all. What's the most Ohio way to get around?

Why do I ask, you say? Because I'm tired of hearing that the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is the Ford F-Series. I'm more interested in what the best vehicle for the state should be.

If you think the most Ohio vehicle happens to be the F-Series, then by all means put it down.

And as always...

Choose wisely!

This is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a year-long 51-part series of Opposodes where I gather OppositeLock's view of America in the form of cars.

DISCUSSION (38)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 20:53

Does the wind blow in the Windy City?

Is the answer always Miata?

There is you answer.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/14/2014 at 20:53

Just ask McSeanerson!

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 20:54

Kinja'd!!!

It's the only car I've ever driven in Ohio but it works!

Pedro > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 20:55

1998 Chevrolet Cavalier. Preferably with a mismatched bumper attached with zip ties.

Agrajag > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 20:55

Kinja'd!!!

"Whichever gets you out of there the quickest."

RotaryLover > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 20:58

A tiny toy Viper.

mcseanerson > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/14/2014 at 21:02

There are a lot of Miatas here.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > mcseanerson
10/14/2014 at 21:02

So I'm correct?

mcseanerson > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:03

Kinja'd!!!

I'm going with Miata. Just look how much it loves the Hocking Hills.

mcseanerson > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/14/2014 at 21:04

I'd say so.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:04

Whatever gets you out the fastest. Or, a Lardstown Chevy Cruuuuuuze.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Agrajag
10/14/2014 at 21:05

Beat me to it. ;_;

CRider > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:05

Kinja'd!!!

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > mcseanerson
10/14/2014 at 21:06

One less miata in ohio. I peaced out... at least for a while.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > mcseanerson
10/14/2014 at 21:06

Kinja'd!!!

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:07

Anything you don't mind the awful weather and road salt rusting away. It is Inevitable.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:08

Most Ohio way to get around?

A Cobalt.

Best car for Ohio?

Depends on where in Ohio, southern Ohio has a lot of hills and curvy roads, so a sportscar or a sporty car is good. The rest of Ohio is a bunch of farms, so a truck is what you want.

signintoburnerlol > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:09

I used to travel back and forth from New York to Ohio, i was in a long distance relationship for four years, she of course lived in Ohio.

Now i throw around in my mind, what kind of car is best for Ohio?

None. Save your money and get out of there, move to one of the neighbor states.

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/14/2014 at 21:13

Dead on. Everyone I talk to who hates driving here never drives through southern Ohio.

TheJWT > Pedro
10/14/2014 at 21:21

As a resident of 18 years, this is too true.

jkm7680 > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:22

Kinja'd!!!

It just seems like it fits.

Bad Idea Hat > mcseanerson
10/14/2014 at 21:26

You're lucky where you are. The Scioto valley is nice and deep, and you can run that into the Ohio. That's a hell of a route. The Little Miami in Cincy is also fairly deep, but only farther out of town it seems.

Either way, south-central/southeast Ohio has the best roads in the state.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:28

Kinja'd!!!

Because like Ohio its a terrible thing to be in.

Bad Idea Hat > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:30

Foxstang.

Kinja'd!!!

This car epitomizes the "business up front, party in the back" lifestyle that so many of my fellow Ohioans espouse. It's an older car, so you'll see rednecks driving a beat-to-shit one, but then you'll see the muscle car fanatics drive a well sorted one. Also, since they can be had reasonably, this is the answer 1B to whatever question Miata is the answer to.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
10/14/2014 at 21:32

Bad Idea Hat > RotaryLover
10/14/2014 at 21:32

I believe this is what the French call "le pandering."

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:39

There's some good Eaton in Ohio!

PRBot II > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/14/2014 at 21:47

Kinja'd!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > PRBot II
10/14/2014 at 21:51

haven't seen one of these in a while. Glad they are back. my vote is some type of BMW, yellow, with racing bits.

Kinja'd!!!

PRBot II > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2014 at 22:12

Thanks man, I didn't realize anyone noticed these, or even gave a damn :,)

I started these back in November '13 and I'm only about half way through. I seriously gotta pick up the pace, I wanna wrap this up at the one year anniversary...

Kinja'd!!!